Soft spoken with a broken jaw

sweet-detroit:

On my way to the Joe to give the whole team a hug because they just shutout the Blackhawks

taylormerlot:

monster—zero:

run up. get done up.

courtneydizank:

C’mon, Cash that shit

flying-blades:

me

onlyjustabeaw:

drewhhr:

because “donuts” is too simple of a word

this sounds like a medical condition

790 plays

If I could I would shrink myself,
sink through your skin to your blood cells,
remove whatever makes you hurt but
I am too weak to be your cure

Is this the way a toy feels when it’s batteries run dry?
I am the watch you always wear, but you forget to wind

losed:

House in a tree

1atula:

elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves